Never had it, never will get it.

If you're curious about whether or not I tweet; I do not.
Twitter is the White Noise of the modern, technology centered lifestyle; and has almost zero signal. Some people like it; good for them. Some people like having their testicles pierced with hot needles.
Enjoy your tweets and twattles, have fun with your endless prattle about nothing. Eventually you'll tire of it and realize how much you miss meaningful, contextual conversation with other adults. One can only play Patti-Cake for so long before recognizing they are no longer a child.
-Devin
Comments
But you knew that...
Posted by Rob McDonagh At 09:24:39 AM On 05/23/2008 | - Website - |
Posted by Curt Carlson At 09:34:33 AM On 05/23/2008 | - Website - |
Posted by Bruce Elgort At 10:16:37 AM On 05/23/2008 | - Website - |
Did Twitter molest you as child?
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but one should have an informed opinion after using it for a period of time longer than 5 minutes.
You know I love ya man, but this just seems weird coming from you. At least Rob used the damn thing for awhile before he made well-reasoned arguments against it.
Now excuse me while I go tweet about you hurt Twitter's feelings
-Grey
Posted by Greyhawk68 At 10:49:57 AM On 05/23/2008 | - Website - |
Shouldn't this be tagged under the category of "statement of fact" instead of "bitching"?
@Bruce, we used to use something called trunk radios. Nextel replaced those. I bet you would find that a small group would find more value, and get even more usefulness, since they don't have to stop and thumb-type (assuming they're mobile), by actually conversing verbally with others.
Posted by Brad Hair At 10:56:43 AM On 05/23/2008 | - Website - |
I suppose Twitter appeals to geeks partly because you have to install/use so many other bits and bobs of software to make Twitter anything other than completely crap and hopeless. TwitterThis, TwitterThat, TwitNotes, Twitterify, TwitTwatTwot, Twiddle-de-dee, bla bla bla. Just look at the list on Alan's blog: { Link } ... madness!
@5 - I did try it, I really did, but I agree with Devin: it's all noise and almost no signal. I'd rather have a nice cup of tea.
Posted by Julian Woodward At 11:34:28 AM On 05/23/2008 | - Website - |
@5 - Hey there Grey. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I don't really have anything against twitter other than I see it as a huge waste of time, effort, and mental focus. I suppose that does sound venomous; but consider the context of my rant. Like I said, enjoy your tweets.
-Devin.
Posted by Devin Olson At 01:18:43 PM On 05/23/2008 | - Website - |
I would guess it's about 30.
But tweets are forgotten the next day, while blog post can be found by someone on Google a year later.
Posted by Andrei Kouvchinnikov At 07:12:37 PM On 06/06/2008 | - Website - |